simply nonsensical.

bunnyfood:

(via theclearlydope)

laugh-until-you-drop:

 

badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

(via tumbloler)

(Source: whipndip, via stabla)

smokeywithposey:

jojenobrien:

Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.

Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.

#we made a fucking fluffy chicken famous #we can do the same with yahoo (via jojenobrien)

(via artistic--differences)

(via edward-senpai)

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

(Source: fictitiousfake, via dogesexual)

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

(via den-laekker-pige)

watchtheskytonight:

belaroos:

spamanos:

spamanos:

WHY DOES THIS HAVE 4000 NOTES WH A T HE FUCK??/

Im LAUGHING WHEN I FINALLY HAVE A POPULAR MAIN POST IT GETS SCREENSHOT WITH MY OLD URL

tHIS IS THE BEST

(via merumello)

(Source: eatmorebikes, via lolsomeone-actually)